Why I Fired My Secretary
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She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...
cross a spider and an elephant
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What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Programmer’s drinking song
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The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world…
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level....