50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...
Playgirl Rejection Letter
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The Brewnette (Blonde’s Revenge)
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Handy guide to modern science
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Some shorties…one rude :)
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!