More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
Night Before Christmas
Night Before Christmas For Readers in their 23rd Year of Schooling ‘Twas the nocturnal...
Blonde on blonde
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand...
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...