The mistress.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you...
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their…
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their girl friends. One felt...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....