Chatting on the plane
|A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
That is ONE!
A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had growen tired of working...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.