Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
Great roof
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
A wife begins to get a little worried because…
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived...
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life…
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her...
A widow was feeling rather lonely…
A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best thing forher would...
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...