It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...
The Missionary!
A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...