A little girl was walking along a beach in California…
A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a...
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor
How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around…
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Men & Women Compared!
NICKNAMES: If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
Wedding Tragedy
What is a wedding tragedy?To marry a man for love, and then find out...