Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…10. I think...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris…
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,France, and headed straight for...
Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...