How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!