Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Christmas flavor
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves...
If women don’t fool around, and men do…
If women don’t fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling...
Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I...