What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth…
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
Do at a bowling alley
|Things to do at a Bowling Alley Everytime you throw exclaim “TAKE THAT, YOU!!!”...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...