Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Proud father
When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in...
Remember when…..
Remember when……..A computer was something on TV froma science fiction show of notea window...
Bored? Try these!
Boredom should NEVER be an symptom in your life. All you need to do...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...
Real news headlines 12
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...