What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene…
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...