sperm
Why does it take 100 sperm to fertilize 1 egg?Because men won’t stop for...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? because, he couldn’t get his...
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
Application rejections
|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Stealing the camera
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...