I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
I’m just trying to be helpful
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this...
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...
The 2 Bums!
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out…...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc…
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He...
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...