Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
Name That Restaurant!
A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...