Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...
Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...