One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...