Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
Laws Of Work
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...
Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...
Your Name Is Missing
A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times…He...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...