Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
What Ever Happened to Buckwheat?
Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim.Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!
blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...