Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...
Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...