If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
Polak Get Whipped
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak,...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Beer Bottle
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...
A six year old comes crying…
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled...