What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.