What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
Less Common Latin Phrases
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know,...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!
Reaching the end of a job interview…
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!