How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
Newfie goes skydiving
|A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip…
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...
The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and...
Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...