Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
Windows 95
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The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...
Lesbians can also take Viagra
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don’t have to swalow it, they just let...
Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Coffee is better than Women.
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:~ Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at...