There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...
The Preist and the Nun
A priest and a Nun were lost in the desert, riding on a camel....
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From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...