This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test
Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test (the S.A.P.) ENGLISH 1. Which of the...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Jock vs. Nerd
Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having “retired,”...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
To Keep A Man Interested
What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...