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I bet I can bite both of my eyes
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Nun Attacked by Gorilla
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The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
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Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...