Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
An American tourist
|An American tourist was driving in County Kerry, when his motor stopped. He got...