The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess…
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a...
Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...