Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
THIS WOULD BE ME
|The judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook. The bailiff opened...
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
Real news headlines 03
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...