WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
New University Promos
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Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman’s LifeThe Doctor – who tells her...
Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...