Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
New University Promos
New University Promos It was clear that one day the Ivy League would grow...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Why the bad plays?
| true story, according to the LA Times…..Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz...
A different father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!