Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body…
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body,he lifts weights and...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so...
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !