Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...