Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Coincidences of Bill Gates
The real name of “the” Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...