Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
Women with Weapons
The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
Top Ten Signs You’re Becoming a Teenager
Top Ten Signs You’re Becoming a Teenager10) Like is, like, the most commonly used...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...