face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral...
Can I take his place?
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One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
Three engineering students were gathered together…
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body....
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
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Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...