You just might be a Redneck if…
You Just Might Be A Redneck If…You’ve been married three times and still have...
Preserving the Egg of Life
Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
Superman & Wonderwoman
One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep,...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
A Daughter’s Letter Home
Dear Mom and Dad, It has now been three months since I left for...
Adam talks to God.
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple,...
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...