What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
Letter Written Slow
A LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER TO HER DAUGHTERDear Louanne Ellie Mae,I’m writing...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve…
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...