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The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...
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There was a young man in the Air Force…
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A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
How Shit Happens
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Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
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Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...