Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night…
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night and after a peaceful game...
An elderly couple in a senior home…
An elderly couple in a senior’s home used to visit the recreation room everyday....
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
A blind man vists the state of Texas
|There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...