What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
10 commandments
The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building. There...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a...
Your\’re What?
A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists...
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...