A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
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Why does a dog lick his balls?
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Made in Canada
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Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....