A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
The Rabbi’s Advice
A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Wrong joke
A traveling salesman’s car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm....
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...