Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Indifference
Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
Your Kind of Man
Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast...
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
Why We Appreciate Men
Why We Appreciate Men And How Our Bubbles Get Burst When He Ain’t Prince...
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...