A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill...
What causes people to have arthritis?
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We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
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Ya gotta love dem Cajuns
Young Boudreaux applied for an engineering job way, way up north in Shreveport. A...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.