Military work rules
|1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None....
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...